You may not believe what I am telling youIt's a definite fact that there's a cult behind my house. Whenever I go to bed, I just hear these noises just beyond my bedroom window. I pull my window curtains up to see what the noises could be and then I see these bright lights. Neon blue and pink. It was like a seance of sorts. Creeped the hell out of me. I may be a little on the older side, and my hearing might not be as good as it used to be, but I'm sure that one of the voices that I heard from those bright lights said, "Don't let them know about this." Secret meetings. Bright lights. Loud noises. I wasn't so sure about what the hell was happening, but when I found flyers from Investigate: Cults Around The World, I finally found my answer. Cults. It made perfect sense too. My back-forest was the perfect meeting grounds for this certain cult, which Investigate: Cults Around The World had informed me. The bright lights were a sort of ritual. The loud sounds were the sounds of the souls that they were torturing.
So with my answer, I went to the police and reported the cult activity behind my house. They thought I was crazy, but little did they know that I was not only helping them out but the entire world. We need to get rid of the cults around the world and thanks to Investigate: Cults Around the World, I was able to do my part.
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